Category: Megalomedia

So my grand life plan got a big ol’ kick in the nuts last week. Apparently the powers that be have deemed me unsatisfactory to educate our nation’s young people and I won’t be a Gee Gee next year. That being said, if you know anybody who is looking to hire a cyncial pundit who… Continue reading Will rant for food

I’m sure glad Jesus had that pet bunny and that he broke chocolate eggs with the disciples at the Last Supper. Makes for a good long weekend for me. To those who wondered what happened to last Thursday’s update. . . I cacked off. By the time I’d been through all the papers that morning… Continue reading Stuffed full of sacri-licious chocolate

I don’t get enough sleep. Especially this week. So this is going to be a pretty quick little post, as my bed is calling my name. Oh it’s not important Susan Delacourt reported in the Toronto Star that Commons Speaker Peter Milliken ruled that an agreement reached between all parties that would have seen a… Continue reading Short and sweet

I’m going on a field trip today. A field trip. I’m 24 years old, working on my second bachelor’s degree, and I’m going on a field trip. How cool is that? I just gotta remember to get mom to sign my permission slip and I’m Montreal bound! Schwartz’s Deli is a historical site, right? Charles… Continue reading A day of smoked meat and field research

Welcome, friends. How was your weekend? Good? Mine too. Caught up on some sleep, had a few beers with friends, caught up, that sort of thing. But enough of the pleasantries. “How far to Club Super Sexe?” So a bunch of Tories walk into a bar… Or at least I assume they did. You wonder… Continue reading I too want a martini named after me

So it turns out that someone else thought to call their weblog megalomedia. Apparently the term bounces around a fair bit. I came up with it independently, but I guess I’m not a super genius. Fortunately, I was just shown a great website that cheers me up (in that same twisted way that this site… Continue reading I’m not the genius I thought I was

So we all remember the Atlanta courthouse shooting right? The Globe has a creepy little story about Ashley Smith, the single mother whose house the suspect hid in. Turns out she stayed calm, read a few good Christian stories to the man and called the cops. Okay, she deserves praise. But the Globe reports that… Continue reading Megalomedia – the web-based ray of hope for all

Before we get this bad boy rolling, I’ve got to get something off my chest. My good buddy Dan hit on this when there was a story about a lesbian high school student who was banned from her grad class photo for wearing a tux. Now we have something similiar in our own backyard. A… Continue reading The one in which Joe is enraged

Where would we be if there was no coffee in the world? I suppose chocolate bars would be bigger sellers. Reefer Madness! It’s so nice when the media does the politicians’ job for them. Quoth the Globe and Mail’s Campbell Clark on A4, second paragraph (the ‘nut’ graph, for j-skoolers). “New attention has been focused… Continue reading Godless potheads seize the day

Wow, I don’t know if it’s the scandalous lack of sleep or the onset of a cold, but I just don’t have the rage this morning. Don’t get me wrong, I’m still pissed off, but just not really pissed off like most mornings. But I’ll see what I can do. Don’t trip as you backpedal… Continue reading Too tired to be enraged